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notsodarlinganymore:

never-smileatacrocodile:

notsodarlinganymore:


Good, because I need something to hold tonight.  

*smiles* well I am available to night, but see, there’s the guy I’m engaged to, he’s a pirate and I’m not so sure what he’d say about this.

Oh darn, he sounds like a total sexy beast, I understand, besides I got this beautiful woman I’m engaged too and she might get upset if I held you.

Hm, well, I’m willing to risk it if you are. *wraps her arms around him* I am very cold.

-he smiled and wrapped his arms around her waist- I’m willing too.

notsodarlinganymore:


Good, because I need something to hold tonight.  

*smiles* well I am available to night, but see, there’s the guy I’m engaged to, he’s a pirate and I’m not so sure what he’d say about this.

Oh darn, he sounds like a total sexy beast, I understand, besides I got this beautiful woman I’m engaged too and she might get upset if I held you.

notsodarlinganymore:

never-smileatacrocodile:

notsodarlinganymore:


My hand has about 300 years of experience, and  I’m kidding you are way better.

*glares at him* mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhm

I take it i’m sleeping on the couch?

Nope. I need something warm to hold me tonight.

Good, because I need something to hold tonight.  

notsodarlinganymore:


My hand has about 300 years of experience, and  I’m kidding you are way better.

*glares at him* mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhm

I take it i’m sleeping on the couch?

notsodarlinganymore:

never-smileatacrocodile:

notsodarlinganymore:

never-smileatacrocodile:

notsodarlinganymore:


You really need to stop using with holding sex as a threat to make me back off, its not fair to either of us and plus you always give in eventually. 

Eventually. But you suffer and that’s my point.

Yeah well making yourself suffer in the process that isn’t how punishing someone works dear.

I don’t suffer all the time. I can handle myself.

As can I.

But aren’t I sssooo much better?

 My hand has about 300 years of experience, and  I’m kidding you are way better.

notsodarlinganymore:

never-smileatacrocodile:

notsodarlinganymore:


You really need to stop using with holding sex as a threat to make me back off, its not fair to either of us and plus you always give in eventually. 

Eventually. But you suffer and that’s my point.

Yeah well making yourself suffer in the process that isn’t how punishing someone works dear.

I don’t suffer all the time. I can handle myself.

As can I.

notsodarlinganymore:


You really need to stop using with holding sex as a threat to make me back off, its not fair to either of us and plus you always give in eventually. 

Eventually. But you suffer and that’s my point.

Yeah well making yourself suffer in the process that isn’t how punishing someone works dear.

notsodarlinganymore:

never-smileatacrocodile:

notsodarlinganymore:

I haven’t been drinking. And n-nothings u-up!

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The stuttering totally makes that whole sentence believable, bravo.

You really don’t want to have sex any time soon do you?

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You really need to stop using with holding sex as a threat to make me back off, its not fair to either of us and plus you always give in eventually. 

notsodarlinganymore:

I haven’t been drinking. And n-nothings u-up!

The stuttering totally makes that whole sentence believable, bravo.